Thursday, December 16, 2010

All My Husband Wants for Christmas is...

Dear Google,

You're making my life tough this holiday season. My husband is already impossible to shop for. There are very few things he wants. This year he has just one thing on his list and only YOU, dear Google, can get it for him.

You see, last week, you introduced something called the Cr-48 Chrome Notebook. I heard you have like 60,000 of these things shipping out to people around the US. And trust me, have I heard all about it. Louis, for whatever reason, thinks he should have one. He talks about nothing else. He says he signed up even though many of his friends just had them show up at their door.

It's not that we need another gadget in our home mind you. I'm practically tripping over iPads and laptops and Android tablets as it is. But every time the doorbell rings, or the mailman drives up, or I come upstairs to the office to show another package that has come for the Christmas season, the only thing Louis says is “Google?” And when I tell him “no” those sad brown eyes look at me with such disappointment. What's a gal to do? I just want to make my man's Christmas merry.

So what's the deal? I think we've been pretty nice to you. We are big fans of your work. After all, both of us use Blogger. We both have Android phones, even though I'm still getting used to mine. Our kids are simply addicted to YouTube. Louis has enough black Google t-shirts to go weeks without wearing the same one. Our newborn sports his own Android onesie, the twins play with a Google soccer ball and yell “robot!” whenever they see the Android logo. So was it something we said?

I'm having a real hard time around here these days dealing with my husband. He just sits and looks out the window, with his Mac laptop sitting unopened, discarded like yesterday's news. And when he is down like this, it’s pretty hard to get him up off his bum and doing important things, like taking garbage all the way to the curb or emptying the dishwasher.

I don't know why he's obsessed, but he is. It's Chrome this and Chrome that. What is CR-48 anyway? I don't dare ask him for fear of getting one of those "you really should know better" kind of looks. It's getting crazy around here.

So Google, can you help me out (make my life a little easier) and please SHIP MY HUSBAND a Chrome notebook as soon as you possibly can? I don't think it will be Christmas without it.


Sincerely,

Kristine


*To clarify- your can't go out and buy one. Google sends them out to people who they think are worthy to test one.

12 comments:

  1. You realize the notebook is a pos right?

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  2. Great letter. it would melt even the Grinch's heart.

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  3. *sniff* Kristine, this is a tragic tale! I really hope SantaGoogle will listen and restore Louis to his usual self.

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  4. Louis gets what Louis wants. ;)

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  5. Kristine,

    I sincerely know how you feel. You see, Louis and I are one. I know. We don't know eachother, we've never met... we don't even live in the same city. But we're one in purpose.

    My ears perk like that of a dog's when I hear a truck so much as come within a quarter mile of our house. Could it be UPS? Could it be FedEx? Could it be the USPS hand-delivering this much sought after package?

    I was watching, live via YouTube, when Google announced the Pilot program. I was one of the lucky individuals who got an invitation via Google Chrome's tab. My application was filled out and submitted within 60 seconds of the live announcement... and still, I wait.

    In darkness; In sadness. In sorrow and alone, Louis and I dwell in the same dark recesses of a Chrome-less space. It's cold here, Kristine. It's very, very cold.

    You can't help us. No one can.

    I'll be by the door if you need me.

    I'm A Super
    http://www.imasuper.com

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  6. P.S. - I found this blog post via Google Reader's 'explore' feature, which apparently knows my boundless hunger for a Chrome OS notebook.

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  7. Your wish is granted.

    - Santa

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  8. I like the part where Kristine emphasized "ship my husband". Where do you want him shipped to?

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  9. Maybe he'd be happy with a nice tie and some new socks instead?

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  10. I'm ASuper -

    Actually someone could help: Eric Schmidt...

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