Friday, April 3, 2009

Matthew and Sarah's Teething Giraffe Being Held Hostage in Extortion Play


Our Poor Sophie Has Been Kidnapped!

Our correspondence with the criminal thus far:

From: Kristine Gray
To: Anonymous
Cc: Louis Gray
Subject: Re: giraffe

Oh no! Poor Sophie! She is French (http://www.kangarooboo.com/product/details/212-Vulli-Sophie-the-Giraffe) so maybe you could talk to her in her native tongue? Is she tied up and blindfolded? Or getting chewed on?

Kristine
    From: Louis Gray
    To: Kristine Gray
    Subject: giraffe

    Uh-oh, extortion!

      Begin forwarded message:

      From: Anonymous
      To: Louis Gray
      Subject: giraffe

      We've got your Giraffe. $1000000 and nobody gets hurt.
What should we do? We're very worried. Any advice?
Posted by at
Labels: , ,

1 comment:

  1. La pauvre...
    Chère Sophie, nous allons parlementer avec tes ravisseurs. Ne crains rien, nous pensons connaître tes ravisseurs. tout va bien se passer.

    ..uhm...pour la peine, on coupera le wifi du 3ème étage de la tour eiffel lors du passage de ton ravisseur :-)))

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)