Bacon Anyone?

Buying gifts for Louis is very hard. Anything he wants he usually just goes out and buys himself without mentioning he wants it so I don't know about it as a possible gift. He likes to pick out his own clothes and doesn't go for mushy, romantic type gifts. He man needs very little. He is completely content with his laptop, the couch and a diet Coke. 

April is approaching and that means Louis' birthday and our anniversary all in the same week. So once again I need not one, but two gifts. 

If you know my man, you know the man likes his bacon. He even has bacon salt which you can put on your food so anything will taste like...you know...bacon. So last year I actually was able to get him a gift he actually liked and used. I bought him a membership in Bacon-of-the-month club. That's right, never mind the nice shirts, the engraved money clip, or home baked cookies, the man loves the delivery of a different kind of gourmet bacon every month.

So here is the dilemma: Do I renew his membership and contribute to his future heart attack? Or do I come up with something else?

Here are some possible gifts along the same theme:

Bacon Watch

Bacon Wallet

Bacon iphone Cover

Bacon Refrigerator Magnets

And the ever famous...Bacon Suit

What do you think? Leave your vote in the comments below. And that includes all you lurkers. What should Louis' next birthday or anniversary gift be this year?